micawindow:

Me listening to a thunderstorm: this honestly goes off

medicine:

medicine:

yall: (describe makeup with intricate detail)

me: huh oh that’s cool. what do these words mean

yall: pat mcgraphing calculator sparkly swatch red application matte dupes 30% carbon dioxide saturate lightly at a 67 degree angle eye cream coca cola mask microfibre glitter sensual doodoo brown lip

me:

Originally posted by mtv

jehovahhthickness:

jehovahhthickness:

If your friends don’t do this at your funeral, are they really your friends??????

And the sobbing is what KILLS me

c-bassmeow:

bumbleshark:

sir-scandalous:

timetraveldean:

when someone says I’m being over dramatic

No but this is actually me with every little petty issue I have

david: virgo, libra, sagittarius, taurus 
alex: LEO, gemini, aries
table: cancer, pisces, scorpio, aquarius

dankestmemestealer:

That little bit at the top smh

badtalents:

love me a girl with glasses. bring that blind ass here ma. no…over here smh

dvadad:

cashier: sorry for your wait. we’re short-staffed today

millennial: oh that’s ok no worries :)

 baby boomer:

twitterlols:

IM SO HAPPY FOR HER